…..(75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
oh give me a break: http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm
If it didn’t affect people’s lives so badly, I would find it laughable, but it isn’t funny at all.